4.30.2014

The Day After!


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What IMDB sez:  "A graphic, disturbing film about the effects of a devastating nuclear holocaust on small-town residents of eastern Kansas."

 

What WE say: The Day After, aka, the movie that prevented World War 3. No, really. According to legend, after Regan watched The Day After... well let's let Wikipedia tell that story: 

"President Ronald Reagan watched the film several days before its screening, on November 5, 1983.[6] He wrote in his diary that the film was "very effective and left me greatly depressed,"[6] and that it changed his mind on the prevailing policy on a "nuclear war".[7] The film was also screened for the Joint Chiefs of Staff. A government advisor who attended the screening, a friend of Meyer's, told him "If you wanted to draw blood, you did it. Those guys sat there like they were turned to stone."[6] Four years later, the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty was signed and in Reagan's memoirs he drew a direct line from the film to the signing.[6] Reagan later sent Meyer a telegram after the summit, saying, "Don't think your movie didn't have any part of this, because it did."[3] In a 2010 interview, Meyer said that this was a myth, and that the sentiment stemmed from a friend's letter to Meyer; he suggested the story had origins in editing notes received from the White House during the production, which "...may have been a joke, but it wouldn't surprise me, him being an old Hollywood guy."[6]
The film also had impact outside the U.S. In 1987, during the era of Mikhail Gorbachev's glasnost and perestroika reforms, the film was shown on Soviet television. Four years earlier, Georgia Rep. Elliott Levitas and 91 co-sponsors introduced a resolution in the U.S. House of Representatives "[expressing] the sense of the Congress that the American Broadcasting Company, the Department of State, and the U.S. Information Agency should work to have the television movie The Day After aired to the Soviet public."[8]"



The Atomic Cafe!


What IMDB sez: Disturbing collection of 1940s and 1950s United States government issued propaganda films designed to reassure Americans that the atomic bomb was not a threat to their safety.

What WE say: You kids today with your smart bombs and iPongs and such, you kids gots it easy, I tells ya! Easy! Y'see back in my pappy's day they had this shit, right there. Every second of the Atomic Cafe, my folks lived that shit, for reals, yo. By the time us Gen Xers rolled around the idea of a nuclear holocaust was just a given. "Only a matter of time, kids. Best to try and not think about it and just dream about, um, wars... in the stars... or something. Hope the bombs don't fall while you sleep, night love!" Fun times. Still, it's a wee bit more relaxing than some (re: all) of the other picks on this nuclear eve special! Enjoy your iPongs you little shits and feast on this bit of madness!

THREADS!



DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE UNLESS YOU ARE THE LEAD GUITARIST OF A DEATH METAL BAND! SERIOUSLY!

If you do choose to watch Threads, then I'll let you have at it. A VERY bleak teleplay about nuclear war that will traumatize you on every level. You want info about the flick, fuck you. Go Google that shit, I won't be bothered to do you any favors this time, yer on yer own, man. Seriously, I cannot stress this enough, a harrowing experience you must endure before IT'S TOO LATE! Or something.

Trinity and Beyond: The Atomic Bomb Movie!



What IMDB sez: "A documentary presenting mankind's most ambitious effort at perfecting the means to its own annihilation. Featuring newly unclassified atomic test footage."

Lots of shit blows up real good, for like, hours. The Shat narrates. What more do you need, man?

4.29.2014

The Amazing Mr. No Legs!



A movie so lost, so forgotten that IMDB only has a tagline for it with no plot summery. Full disclosure here, I've spent so many years looking for this thing in all its glorious terribadness that I can't watch it. I've tried three times now and this shit just is not happening until I round up a couple cases of really cheap beer and some "friends".

Long  story short, guy in a tricked out wheelchair kills motherfuckers, real good. Dude, ain't got no legs, man! NO LEGS! Tagline: "Don't Cross Him or He'll Cut You Down to Size!"

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Maybe Logic: The Lives and Ideas of Robert Anton Wilson



4.23.2014

A seven hour long documentary about assassination? Sure!


MOTHERFUCKING RADIOHEAD!


PUBLIC ENEMY!


Marilyn Manson!?



Jane's Addiction!


Iced Earth!


ATARI TEENAGE RIOT!


The Flaming Lips!


nine inch nails! LIVE!


Butthole Surfers!